Programming

Programming is like sex - one mistake, and you have to support it for life.
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Debugging

The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.

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Comments

"Don't Comment Programs!"

"Why?"

"If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!"

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The Programmer's Prayer

Our program, which art in memory

Hello be thy name

Thy operating system come

Thy commands be done

At the Printer

As it is on the screen.

Give us this day our daily data

And forgive us our input/output errors

As we forgive those whose circuits are faulty.

Lead us not into frustration

And deliver us from power surges.

For this is the algorithm

Application and solution

Looping forever and ever.

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