Here a some (fun) proverbs and other sayings, that I've come across. ProgrammingProgramming is like sex - one mistake, and you have to support it for life. - Unknown DebuggingThe program isn't debugged until the last user is dead. - slashdot.org
Comments"Don't Comment Programs!" "Why?" "If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!" - Unknown
The Programmer's PrayerOur program, which art in memory Hello be thy name Thy operating system come Thy commands be done At the Printer As it is on the screen. Give us this day our daily data And forgive us our input/output errors As we forgive those whose circuits are faulty. Lead us not into frustration And deliver us from power surges. For this is the algorithm Application and solution Looping forever and ever. Return.
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